Well another year begins and I guess I should settle myself down and think about the rabbity resolutions that I am going to set myself for the 12 months ahead. Mmmmmmm, my human has been muttering about goals, objectives and messing about with planners, pens and bits of colored paper all week, I’m going to take a much simpler approach.
1. NO AMUSING CLOTHING
Yes human, I hope you are reading this, not a single shred of clothing shall adorn my bunny person this year….let it be known that the reindeer antlers were the last straw!
2. CUT DOWN ON TREATS
I had to suffer the indignity of being weighed at my last vet checkup and although the Doc did refer to me as ‘just a nice fat rabbit’ (the cheek of the man!) I am taking no chances. Less treats and more hay are on my agenda…….fresh veggies, they can stay….yum!
3. GET MORE EXERCISE
Yeah this is sounding a lot like my human’s list now. Still there will be no way she will beat my exercise regime, this sleek, lithe body will be springing into action daily…..just look at me go!
Oh geez, that was flipping exhausting……rest, that’s what this bunny needs.
5. MORE PHOTO OPPORTUNITIES
The world needs to see more of me. After a couple of weeks of resting, running (a little), cutting back on my treat intake I will be so totally ready for my next close-up. Who could resist such a cutie as me?!
Happy New Year Hooligans everywhere….and their human companions, Tilly xxxx